“- Just Judy: I can't understand why he's not married, though.
- John: You know the type. He's married to his job.”

Joanna Page - Just Judy
Martin Freeman - John

“Why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.”

Vince Vaughn - Beanie

“- King: I just wish I could be the man you deserve.
- Queen: You are more that man now than you ever were, warts and all.”
John Marwood Cleese - King
Julie Andrews - Queen

“- Cassie Munro: This is the worst I've ever been treated.
- Jamie Munro: Wait till you get married.”
Joanna Levesque - Cassie Munro
Cheryl Hines - Jamie Munro

“Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George came home, she had a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he came in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.”
Rory Cochrane - Slater