“- Private Spunkmeyer: What's this crap supposed to be?
- Private Frost: Cornbread, I think.
- Corporal Hicks: It's good for you, boy. Eat it.”

Daniel Kash - Private Spunkmeyer
Ricco Ross - Private Frost
Michael Biehn - Corporal Hicks

“- Alison Bradbury: And you should see the crap he eats! Cheese balls and beer for breakfast!
- Jason: How do you know what he eats for breakfast?”

Daphne Zuniga - Alison Bradbury
Boyd Gaines - Jason

“How do you like your eggs done in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?”
Ben Affleck - Bartender

“- Henry Dashwood: You like Co-co Puffs?
- Daphne Reynolds: It's chocolate! Need I say more?”
Colin Firth - Henry Dashwood
Amanda Bynes - Daphne Reynolds

“- Loretta Lynn: This food's cold.
- Doolittle Lynn: That's because it froze on the way over here from the damn restaurant. You want a hot breakfast, you got to come with me.”
Sissy Spacek - Loretta Lynn
Tommy Lee Jones - Doolittle Lynn