“- Donkey: Say there's a woman who digs you, right, but you really don't like her that quick - now how do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten? How do you do that?
- Princess Fiona: Just tell her she's not your true love!”
Eddie Murphy - Donkey
Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona

“- Char: Ella, tell me how you really feel about me.
- Ella: I love you.”
Hugh Dancy - Char
Anne Hathaway - Ella

“- Jo Ann: You lie to me about Mac, you lie to Mac about me, you lie to the judge about everybody. Sooner or later, you have to lose sight of the facts, don't you?
- Nick Frescia: No. No, you don't lose sight of the facts, not unless you're nuts. You just... you lose sight of your feelings.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Jo Ann
Kurt Russell - Frescia

“Sometimes you got something... just magic, and then it goes away. You had it, but the magic's gone.”
Kevin Conway - Lomax

“- Uncle Dave Palmer: Not everything in life is for sale.
- Xander Drax: Of course it is, Dave! And I'll tell you something else: I usually get what I want.”
Bill Smitrovich - Uncle Dave Palmer
Treat Williams - Xander Drax