“Just look at yourself. You're not exactly a young girl's dream come true, Archie Lee Meighan.”
Carroll Baker - Baby Doll Meighan

“- FBI Agent Pat Greer: Doesn't that just warm the cockles of your heart?
- FBI Agent Alan Seitz: Warms the shit out of my cockles.”
Heavy D - FBI Agent Pat Greer
Omar Epps - FBI Agent Alan Seitz

“- George Peatty: This couple, sittin' just in front of me, oh, they weren't young, exactly. I guess the woman was about your age.
- Sherry Peatty: A little senile, you mean? With one foot and a big toe in the grave?
- George Peatty: You want to hear this or not? Do you or not, Sherry?
- Sherry Peatty: I can't wait. Go ahead and thrill me George.”
Elisha Cook Jr. - George Peatty
Marie Windsor - Sherry Peatty

“- George Hearst: You are a vile creature.
- E.B. Farnum: Nor are you first to say so.”
Gerald McRaney - George Hearst
William Sanderson - E.B. Farnum

“- Freddy Freeman: You know, I like you like this. This is so cool. I mean, no offense, but, like, at first you were kinda like the opposite of how Darla is.
- Shazam: A dick?
- Freddy Freeman: Your words. Not mine. But yeah.”
Jack Dylan Grazer - Freddy Freeman
Zachary Levi - Shazam