“If a man ever bought that for me, not only would I have sex with him, but I would enjoy it!”

Stockard Channing - Florence Maybelle

“Diamonds are supposed to be colorless! You go out and buy a colored diamond for a girl you're not even seeing, man, you must be eating retard sandwiches again.”

Matt Dillon - Tommy 'Birdman' Rowland

“- Doolittle Lynn: Baby, I was just thinking... we got an anniversary coming up and I was wondering what kind of anniversary present you wanted.
- Loretta Lynn: Hmm... well, I ain't got no wedding ring yet.
- Doolittle Lynn: Wedding ring! Bullshit!”
Tommy Lee Jones - Doolittle Lynn
Sissy Spacek - Loretta Lynn

“Jewelry? Seriously? Sheldon, you are the most shallow, self-centered person I have ever met! Do you really think another transparently manipulative – Oh, it’s a tiara! Put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me.”
Mayim Bialik - Amy Farrah Fowler

“The subconscious never makes a mistake. She gave you the ring she didn't want - his ring - and she kept the one she wanted - yours.”

Oskar Holmolka - Prof. Gurkakoff