“- Evelyn: Stephen, if you really love me, you'll find a way to drop dead in the next second.
- Stephen Price: Oh, but baby, finding ways for me to die is really your thing. Let's not forget the O.J. knife with the not-so-retractable blade, the Jim Jones Kool-Aid, which was exactly that...
- Evelyn: Accidents, all accidents until proven otherwise.”
Famke Janssen - Evelyn
Geoffrey Rush - Stephen Price

“Wait, wait, wait, I just thought of something so cool. What if we got into a wreck and we crashed into a car in front of us and we all died. They could write a song about it!”
Lisa Marie Newmyer - Heather

“- Tony Manero: I know everything about that bridge. Know what else? There's a guy buried in the cement
- Stephanie: Really?
- Tony Manero: Know how it happened? While they were working on it, pouring the cement, he slipped off on the upper part of the bridge and, you know, fell in... dumb fuck.”
John Travolta - Tony Manero
Karen Lynn Gorney - Stephanie

“- Ann Thorn: Charles, I heard about your reporter friend, what's her name?
- Charles Warren: Joan Hart.
- Ann Thorn: I'm so sorry.
- Charles Warren: Yes, it's so strange. She got hit by a truck on a deserted highway.
- Ann Thorn: I know.”
Lee Grant - Ann Thorn
Nicholas Pryor - Charles Warren

“John Valuk is dead, he fell on his head. But perhaps John Parker will get through with our message to Buckaroo Banzai.”
Kevin Rodney Sullivan - John Gant