“- Rick O'Connell: That's called stealing, you know.
- Evelyn Carnahan: According to you and my brother it's called borrowing.”
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan

“You family, I love you, you welcome to anything in my house. But don't let me catch you in my refrigerator, don't let me catch you with yo finger in my Suga Bowl, You feel me knockin.”
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy

“- Rub Squeers: Can I borrow a dollar?
- Sully: Nope. You can borrow a jelly doughnut, though.
- Rub Squeers: You can't borrow a jelly doughnut. Once you eat it, it's gone.
- Sully: Once you borrow a dollar, it's gone. I'd rather buy you a jelly doughnut.”
Pruitt Taylor Vince - Rub Squeers
Paul Newman - Sully

“I borrowed your toothbrush. I would have used your razor but it looks like you've been doing some gardening with it.”

Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

“- Mrs. Alice Evans: What if you went into town and borrowed the money?
- Dan Evans: You know I hate to go begging for help.
- Mrs. Alice Evans: Borrowing isn't begging.”
Leora Dana - Mrs. Alice Evans
Van Heflin - Dan Evans