“If anyone would have been paying serious attention to my puppet shows, I would have been sent to therapy very young.”
Bob Balaban

“- Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl: Let him go! I'm sure his precious Andy is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll.
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: Now, Jessie, you know that he wouldn't last an hour on the streets in his condition. It's a dangerous world out there for a toy.”

Joan Cusack - Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl
Kelsey Grammer - Stinky Pete the Prospector

“- Jane Blue: Frank sent the Fisher-Price Barnyard.
- Jeff Blue: You sent that? Aw, do you know those cows really moo?
- Jane Blue: Jeff plays with it day and night.”
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue

“- Colonel Cochrane: Now, we don't play with dolls do we Tyler? Dolls are for girls.
- Tyler: But, Charles is my new best friend.
- Colonel Cochrane: Tyler, you know better than to talk back to a superior officer.”

Dakin Matthews - Colonel Cochrane
Jeremy Sylvers - Tyler

“Which doll shall we give Daisy's little friend Emily? The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?”

Emma Thompson - Karen