“- Connie Sumner: We could end this now and nobody would get hurt.
- Paul Martel: I'd get hurt.”
Diane Lane - Connie Sumner
Olivier Martinez - Paul Martel

“At first, after the breakup, you'll have these visions. Of you alone, 57,58, walking around, wearing a nightgown, your hair in a bun, maybe you're a librarian, heating up a can of soup for one, and worrying about the cobwebs that are growing in your womb.”
Rosie O'Donnell - Gina Barrisano

“You know what it's like getting up every morning feeling hopeless, feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man? But, at the same time, hoping that she still finds happiness, even if it's never going to be with you?”
Kevin James - Albert

“I can't take this constant nagging. I'm leaving you, Jerry. I'm leaving you, and I'm taking the monkey with me.”
Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton

“- Young Quincy: I don't wanna be your boyfriend no more you ugly dog!
- Young Monica: Well I don't wanna be your girlfriend no more big head!”
Glenndon Chatman - Young Quincy
Kyla Pratt - Young Monica