“What is a brunette standing between two blondes? An interpreter.”
Madonna - Sarah Jennings

“I don't think a woman is really a woman, unless she's a blonde.”
Angelina Jolie - Gia Carangi

“All of the most beautiful women had dark hair. Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, Nefertiti, Joan of Arc to name a few. In fact, it's well known that these fair haired ladies like to sit on men's faces.”
Sir Sean Connery - Ramírez

“- Jessica: Hildenburg, I'm sorry I humiliated you in front of the whole school and the visiting eighth graders, but you have no idea what it's like... to wake up every morning... and have to shave your chin.
- Hildenburg: [crying] Yes, I do.”
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Megan Kuhlmann - Hildenburg

Haircut suits you, by the way. No, it does, it does! No gag. "Never make a joke about a woman's hair, clothes or menstrual cycles", page one.
John Hannah - James