“- Rusty: Let me guess, a Jehovah's Witness?
- Walt Koontz: I was wondering, uh, if I could pay you for singing lessons?
- Rusty: Oh hahaha, oh, honey, I'd rather suck Hitler's dead dick.
- Walt Koontz: I bet you already did!”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty
Robert De Niro - Walt Koontz

“- Cameron Poe: Many hands make light work. My daddy taught me that.
- Cyrus 'The Virus' Grissom: Ya know what my daddy taught me?
- Cameron Poe: What's that?
- Cyrus 'The Virus' Grissom: Nothing.
- Cameron Poe: Self-educated man.”
Nicolas Cage - Cameron Poe
John Malkovich - Cyrus 'The Virus' Grissom

“He teach me how to fish, how to sail boat! He give me arms and hands and feet, feeling good outside and he teach me how to feel good inside!”

Spencer Tracy - Manuel

If you ask him why he hates jazz, he says things like "Jazz is the sound of the Devil, sniggering at our folly". So you end up not knowing anything... except now I know for sure the Devil doesn't lurk in our attic.

Robert Norman - Fraser

It's dad's fault if I'm ignorant, because he never tells me about anything useful. If you ask him why Beethoven is so wonderful, he says stuff like "Beethoven is the sound of God, talking in his sleep".
Robert Norman - Fraser