“These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them.”
Charlie Sheen - Topper Harley

“- Lady at polo match: Edward is our most eligible bachelor, everyone is trying to land him.
- Vivian Ward: Oh, I'm not trying to land him, I'm just using him for sex.”
Julia Roberts - Vivian Ward

“I find that the moment a woman makes friends with me she becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious, and a damn nuisance. And I find that the moment I make friends with a woman I become selfish and tyrannical. So here I am, a confirmed old bachelor and likely to remain so.”
Rex Harrison - Professor Henry Higgins

“It was a beautiful spring day. Tedious time of the year for bachelors.”
Rod Taylor - Pongo

“Show me an eligible bachelor, and I will show you a room full of women acting like they’ve lost their minds.”
Ann Dowd - Mrs. Van Hopper