“- Moonie Pottie: I can't go.
- Cecil Sweeney: Why not?
- Moonie Pottie: It's breaking their hearts.
- Cecil Sweeney: That's normal.
- Moonie Pottie: Not for me, it isn't.”

Liane Balaban - Moonie Pottie
Andrew McCarthy - Cecil Sweeney

“Children don't know their parents ordeals. Sure, they know certain details, striking elements. And they know what they need to know to be on one side or the other.”
Sir Michael Caine - Fred Ballinger

“- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: John Cock... tos... ton.
- Gail Stanwyk: That's a beautiful name.
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Well, it's Scotch/Romanian.
- Gail Stanwyk: That's an odd combination.
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Yeah, well, so were my parents.”
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher
Dana Wheeler-Nicholson - Gail Stanwyk

“Gatsby's real name was James Gatz. His parents were dirt-poor farmers from North Dakota, but he never accepted them as his parents at all. In his own imagination, he was a son of God, destined for future glory.”
Tobey Maguire - Nick Carraway

“- Jack Colt: Give me a name!
- Tim Becker: Weren't your parents supposed to do that?”
Emilio Estevez - Jack Colt
Jon Lovitz - Tim Becker