“There were times when my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and know if it was heads or tails.”
Spencer Tracy

“Get those corsets laced properly! I can hear you speak without gasping.”

Joanna Lumley - Maudeline Everglot

“- Ed Tuttle: Ever wonder why people wear clothes?
- Rubin Farr: Nope.
- Ed Tuttle: But... well, look at it this way. Man's best friend is his apparel. Now, you start to dress for success, and you will score with the babes, and make the big bucks. You gotta admit that's true!”
Howard Hesseman - Ed Tuttle
Crispin Glover - Rubin Farr

“I walked all the way down that hall with one less piece of female attire... that is, if you consider a wig attire.”
Leslie Jordan - Earl 'Brother Boy' Ingram

“Damn girl... I didn't know Nike made dresses.”
Gabrielle Union - Shawnee