“When you guys jerk each other off, do you take turns or is it a simultaneous thing?”
Zac Efron - Cole

“I'm not doing this because I want to take long showers with you assholes and I don't want to get my head shot off in some far away land because you don't habla, comprende?”
Clint Eastwood - Highway

“What am I looking at right now? Are you guys, soldiers or the casts of Magic Mike? Are you gonna fight or dance naked?”

Josh Gad - Ludlow

“Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Enjoying that are you my darlin'? Bit cold and pointless isn't it my lovely? What's happened to yours, my little sister?”

Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)