“- Judy Danvers: You ever wonder what kids did for fun on a Saturday 100 years ago?
- Jack Stall: I don't know. I guess I always figured they got into their parents' wagon and went cruising up and down their main drag playing loud banjo music and acting like idiots. Eventually, we grow up, we get jobs, we have affairs, and we become alcoholics.”
Sumela Kay - Judy Danvers
Ashton Holmes - Jack Stall

“Smoking is part of the fun of being a kid. We just did some tests on some 9-year-olds. After a little puking, why, you couldn't drag 'em away from the stuff. You're only young once. Why not indulge, though, I always say.”
Gene Hackman - William B. Tensy

“In my days, all we did was throw rocks at each other. Big bag of dirt clods - that's what the kids want.”
Joe Alaskey - Grandpa Lou Pickles

“- Edna Maverick: It really wasn't that easy for him growing up. Like I said before, he never really knew his father.
- Cody Maverick: I'm not really the person to ask about it, truthfully, because I was too young to remember. I'm not the only kid on the island whose dad was eaten.”
Dana Belben - Edna Maverick
Shia LaBeouf - Cody Maverick

“- Mike Teavee: Die! Die! Die!
- Mr. Teavee: Doesn't seem like they stay kids very long.”

Jordan Fry - Mike Teavee
Adam Godley - Mr. Teavee