“- Bartender: What's the problem?
- Georgia Hines: Do you see cigarettes? That's the problem.
- Bartender: How much money did you put in?
- Georgia Hines: Twelve dollar like it says.”

Nick Lapadula - Bartender
Marsha Mason - Georgia Hines

“There is something wrong with my friend, I think he smoked some nutmeg or something.”

Seth Green - Mick

“- Abbott: Put that out. There's no smoking in here.
- Costello: What makes you think I'm smoking?
- Abbott: You've got a cigar in your mouth!
- Costello: I've got shoes on... it doesn't mean I'm walking.”
Bud Abbott - Abbott
Lou Costello - Costello

“Pinocchio! So, this is where I find you! How do you ever expect to be a real boy? Look at yourself! Smoking! Playing pool! You're coming right home with me this minute!”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket

“- Hank Taylor: I'll buy you a cigar.
- J. Lester Chisholm: I don't like cigars.
- Hank Taylor: Don't you worry about it! I'll smoke it myself.”
Burgess Meredith - Hank Taylor
Charles Butterworth - J. Lester Chisholm