“I'm a songwriter. I wrote this, and I recorded it with a buddy down in Bakersfield. He used to have a studio, but he's dead now. Yeah... somebody killed him for being selfish.”

C. Ernst Harth - Bearded Guy

“Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear Jed Clampett, they spent a fortune on me for you!”

Dolly Parton - Dolly Parton

“- George: You like her, don't you?
- Simone: Of course I like her.
- George: Yeah, but you like her in that special way. In the songs.”
Bob Hoskins - George
Cathy Tyson - Simone

“- Captain Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: There's this one song that he taught me, it made me feel happy and sad all at the same time.
- Slick: The best ones do.”
Katee Sackhoff - Captain Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace
Roark Critchlow - Slick

George Michael is all about the ladies. "I want your sex". Does that sound like he's singing to a guy?
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke