“- Hyde: I'm a drug crazed beast with a giant erection that won't go away no matter how many times I do it. You're a nurse; what can you give me for it?
- Nurse with Telegram: I can give you sixty dollars and my wedding ring.
- Hyde: Bus fare! I need big money for drugs!”
Mark Blankfield - Mr. Edward Hyde
Lin Shaye - Nurse with Telegram

“- Helen Gordon: You're making a noise.
- Harold Anderson: That's my penis. It hums.
- Helen Gordon: I guess it doesn't know the words. Well, I can teach it a few.”
Linda Fiorentino - Helen Gordon
Garry Shandling - Harold Anderson

“Respect the cock. You are embedding this thought. I am the one who's in charge. I am the one who says yes! No! Now! Here! Because it's universal, man. It is evolutional. It is anthropological. It is biological. It is animal. We... are... men!”
Tom Cruise - Frank T.J. Mackey

“- Jimmie Shannon: Just give me the damn symbolic vaginas.
- Marco: You are sick!”
Chris O'Donnell - Jimmie Shannon
Artie Lange - Marco

“- Ramon: You have to say something nice about my penis!
- Romy White: Oh, Ramon! Your penis is so powerful! I'm coming! Okay, thanks, get off me now.”
Jacob Vargas - Ramon
Mira Sorvino - Romy White