“- Roger: What's the problem, officer?
- Officer at Police Dock: We caught your friends here stealing company gasoline.
- Roger: What do you mean, friends?
- Stephen: They know, Rog. They're running too.
- Officer at Police Dock: Now it would be crazy to startshooting at each other.
- Roger: It sure would.”
Scott H. Reiniger - Roger
Joseph Pilato - Officer at Police Dock
David Emge - Stephen

“God better have mercy on you. You won't get any from me.”
Willard Robertson - Sheriff Risley

“- Joan Stupid: Oh dear I left the garbage out over night.
- Stanley Stupid: Oh no. Someone's stolen our garbage again.”
Jessica Lundy - Joan Stupid
Tom Arnold - Stanley Stupid

“- Policeman: This postal ploy of yours is the most evil caper of our age, Mr. Sender. How will you ever top yourself?
- Evil Sender: With a crime so unthinkable that no-one has ever dared to attempt to attempt it: to rob an entire nation of its garbage.
- Policeman: The one resource no-one ever thinks to protect!”
Scott Kraft - Policeman
Sir Christopher Lee - Evil Sender

“Nobody steals from me. Nobody.”
Louis Mandylor - Riggi