“A boy who won't be good might just as well be made of wood.”
Evelyn Venable - The Blue Fairy

“- Angela: She said you were a bad guy. You don't seem like a bad guy.
- Roy Waller: That's what makes me good at it.”
Alison Lohman - Angela
Nicolas Cage - Roy Waller

“You're not a bad guy, you know. You're just not a very good one.”

Alison Lohman - Angela

“- Seymour: So, was that your boyfriend?
- Enid: Josh? He's nobody's boyfriend. He's just this guy that Becky and I like to torture.”
Steve Buscemi - Seymour
Thora Birch - Enid

“- Kesslee: Eight, eight, the burning hate. Between Sunday and Monday there lies a day so dark it will devastate.
- Tank Girl: Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues, shoot me now, please.”
Malcom McDowell - Kesslee
Lori Petty - Tank Girl