“- Alison McAndrews: Both of the candidates you're running against are happily married, with kids. You're divorced and have no children. So how are you gonna come off as family-friendly?
- Tom Dobbs: Well, I could hold my mother's ashes.”
Karen Hines - Alison McAndrews
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“I made no campaign promises, because until a few weeks ago, I had no hope of being elected. Now however, I am something more than a hope.”

Orson Welles - Kane

“The American public's attention span is about as long as your dick.”
G.D. Spradlin - R. J. Hacker

“- Dave Skylark: When you score a Bin Laden, or a Hitler, or an Un, you take it by the balls! It's the first rule of journalism. You give the people what they waaant!
- Aaron Rapaport: That's not the first rule of journalism. I think it's like the first rule of like circuses and demolition derbies.”
James Franco - Dave Skylark
Seth Rogen - Aaron Rapaport

“- David: Well, you have certainly captured your public's imagination.
- Donald Horner: They can have it back if I can keep my home.”
Stavros Demetraki - David
Brendan Gleeson - Donald Horner