“- New Mother: Is it a boy or a girl?
- Obstretrician: Now I think it's a bit early to startimposing roles on it, don't you?”
Graham Arthur Chapman - Obstretrician

“- Rosie Morales: I'm pregnant… Well aren't you gonna say anything?
- Bob Morales: What's there to say? It's not my first. Or my last.”
Elizabeth Peña - Rosie Morales
Esai Morales - Bob Morales

“Did you say you are pregnant or you were pregnant? You had it, threw it out, and now you're gonna go dance all night?”

Melissa George - Cleo Miller

“- Cleo Miller: The baby's got two heads!
- Lucy Whitman: It's twins!
- Diane Weston: I'm not just super fat!”
Melissa George - Cleo Miller
Sara Marsh - Lucy Whitman
Marley Shelton - Diane Weston

“- Dede Truitt: I just don't think it's something we should rush into.
- Lucia DeLury: Oh, no, no. But bring another human life onto the planet - that's whim time.”
Christina Ricci - Dede Truitt
Lisa Kudrow - Lucia DeLury