“- Eddie Burton: All clear on the western front, Guy.
- Dave Shilling: No names, Eddie!
- Eddie Burton: Sorry, Dave.”

Michael Jibson - Eddie Burton
Daniel Mays - Dave Shilling

“Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a hell. Okay? A living hell.”

Michael Keaton - Betelgeuse

“Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday machine is lost if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world?”
Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove

“- Julianne Potter: Now remember, it is the duty of the best man to dance with the maid of honor.
- Michael O'Neill: Dance? You can't dance. When did you learn how to dance?
- Julianne Potter: I've got moves you've never seen.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter
Dermot Mulroney - Michael O'Neal

“Secret's in the sauce.”
Cicely Tyson - Sipsey