It's time to unleash our secret weapon; I call it "Black-man's Kryptonite".
Chris Kattan - Mr. Feather

“- Anthony: If anybody should be scared around here, it's us: We're the only two black faces surrounded by a sea of over-caffeinated white people, patrolled by the triggerhappy LAPD. So you tell me, why aren't we scared?
- Peter: Because we have guns?
- Anthony: You could be right.”
Ludacris - Anthony
Larenz Tate - Peter

“- Pavel: Muslims lived in this area for 600 years. The Nazis tried to wipe them out, then the communists and the Serbs.
- Cole: Why do this to them?
- Pavel: Language, religion, property, greed, you choose. Men kill other men and nobody knows why.”
Tamás Puskás - Pavel
Bokeem Woodbine - Cole

“- Frank Morris: Tell me, you stopped killing white people?
- English: Why?
- Frank Morris: Well, next time I wouldn't turn my back on ya.”
Clint Eastwood - Frank Morris
Paul Benjamin - English

“- The Archduke: What's greatest Western thrill of all?
- Joseph: Kill Indians.
- The Archduke: Kill Indians? Is it legal?
- Joseph: Oh, white man been doing it for years.”
Paul L. Smith - The Archduke
Graham Greene - Joseph