“- Edward Cullen: I'm gonna take you to my place tomorrow.
- Bella Swan: Wait, like with your family?
- Edward Cullen: Yeah.
- Bella Swan: What if they don't like me?
- Edward Cullen: So you're worried, not because you'll be in a house full of vampires, but because you think they won't approve of you?”
Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen
Kristen Stewart - Bella Swan

“- Policeman with dog: You people are ought to stay back! Killer here loves to bite!
- Maximillian: So do I!”

Eddie Murphy - Maximillian

“- Villager: He killed a vampire!
- Carl: Isn't that a good thing?
- Top Hat: The Vampires only take what they need to survive. Maybe two or three a month... but now they will kill for revenge!”
Marek Vasut - Villager
David Wenham - Carl
Tom Fisher - Top Hat

“- Rachel Jansen: Why Dracula?
- Peter Bretter: Because he's a man like anyone else. He just wants to be loved. And every time he gets close to a human woman, he ends up smothering and killing her, which is a feeling I am familiar with.”

Mila Kunis - Rachel Jansen
Jason Segel - Peter Bretter

“You will not eat Stu and you will not eat the camera guy... Maybe one camera guy.”
Jemaine Clement - Vladislav