“You're so thrifty, that was one of the first things I noticed about you. That, and your ass.”
Matt Kawczynski - Charlie Osgood

“Every curve in your body fulfills its promise. If the universe has any meaning, I'm looking at it.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Lee Simon

“- Richard Rich Sr.: How do you put up with me, Regina?
- Regina Rich: Well, you do have $70 billion.
- Richard Rich Sr.: Is that the only reason?
- Regina Rich: No. You also have a cute butt.
- Richard Rich Sr.: Hey, Cadbury, did you hear that?
- Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury: Indeed, sir. Madam admires your butt. I'm most delighted for you.”
Edward Herrmann - Richard Rich
Christine Ebersole - Regina Rich
Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury

“- Cyril: You have the ideal shape.
- Alma: I do?
- Cyril: He likes a little belly.”

Lesley Manville - Cyril
Vicky Krieps - Alma

- Artemus Gordon: She's a breath of fresh ass.
- James West: Pardon me?
- Artemus Gordon: What?
- James West: You said "ass".
- Artemus Gordon: No, I didn't. I said "It's nice having her on board, she's a breast of fresh air".
- James West: Let's just get some shut ass.

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon
Will Smith - James West