“As long as I got someone to clean my house and some action on a regular basis, I don’t need a wife.”
Angus T. Jones - Jake Harper

“- Veronica: That knife is filthy.
- J.D.: What do you think I'm going to do with it, take out her tonsils?
- Veronica: Excuse me, I think I know Heather a little bit better than you do. If she were going to slit her wrists, the knife would be spotless.”
Winona Ryder - Veronica
Christian Slater - J.D.

“Oh, yuck! There's still someone's hair and blood all over this. Guys, can you clean up the weapons once you finish your fight? Disgusting slobs.”
Taika Waititi - Korg

“- Lina: What happened to your wife?
- Jakob: They shot her. Under a tree. I don't know what kind of tree it was. I didn't bother to ask.”
Hannah Taylor Gordon - Lina
Robin Williams - Jakob

“Don't kill me, man. I got a mothafuckin' girlfriend. I got a wife on the side.”
Clifton Powell - Pinky