“- John Smith: The first time we met, what was your first thought?
- Jane Smith: You tell me.
- John Smith: I thought... I thought you looked like Christmas morning, I don't know how else to say it.”
Brad Pitt - John Smith
Angelina Jolie - Jane Smith

“When I looked at you, exotic words drifted across the mirror of my mind like clouds across the summer sky.”

Cornel Wilde - Richard Harland

“- Agent 23: See, this is your problem, some men like women who are feminine!
- Agent 99: What, I'm not feminine?
- Agent 23: No.”
The Rock - Agent 23
Anne Hathaway - Agent 99

“She's so sexy. Look at her body language. All verbs!”
Jason Biggs - Jerry Falk

“You see, I've always wanted to be a painter, and like many artists before me,
the female form has always been a great source of fascination.”
Sean Biggerstaff - Ben Willis