“- George Swanson: Hey guys, how do I look?
- Alex Cutter: Hey, you look like a fat man on a horse, Georgie.”

Arthur Rosenberg - George Swanson
John Heard - Alex Cutter

“- Roy: Headed to fat camp?
- Gerry: No... Why do you say that?
- Roy: 'Cause your fat... 'That your dad?
- Gerry: No... W-why do you say that?
- Roy: 'Cause he's fat too!
- Gerry: Well, so are you.
- Roy: I know, that's why I'm going to fat camp. I'm Roy.”
Kenan Thompson - Roy
Aaron Schwartz - Gerald 'Gerry' Garner

“- Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?
- Richard: No, your face does.”
Chris Farley - Tommy
David Spade - Richard

“So take it from me, Thornton Melon, if you want to look thin, you hang out with fat people.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon

“- Roper's Manager: You got stop eatin' this stuff and be in some kind of shape!
- James 'The Grim Reaper' Roper: Oh, I'm in shape! I'm round!”
Albert Hall - Roper's Manager
Damon Wayans - James 'The Grim Reaper' Roper