“- Maura Ellis: I've been thinking...
- Kate Ellis: Why?”
Amy Poehler - Maura Ellis
Tina Fey - Kate Ellis

“- Billy Butcherson: Go to hell!
- Winifred Sanderson: Oh! I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.”
Doug Jones - Billy
Bette Midler - Winifred

“Okay, please don’t take this the wrong way, but I’d rather swim butt-naked across the Ganges with a paper cut on my nipple and die a slow agonizing death from a viral infection than work with you.”
Kunal Nayyar - Raj Koothrappali

“We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb. They send in someone who looks like Santa Claus' fucking wife!”
Jason Statham - Rick Ford

“I don't speak with a stupid filmmaker about his poopfetish!”
Dieter Laser - Bill Boss