“Al, sometimes you're so full of shit.”
Matthew Modine - Birdy

“I wouldn't dance with you even if you didn't look like a sabertooth tiger. Bitch!”

Mario Joyner - Tom McNeal

“Annie! I wanna take you to the zoo! Yeah, they'll thank me for returnin' you!”
Rodney Dangerfield - Chester Lee

“- Ace: Chambers, you little faggot. This is your last chance. What do you say, kid?
- Chris: Why don't you go home and fuck your mother some more?
- Ace: You're dead.”
Kiefer Sutherland - Ace Merrill
River Phoenix - Chris Chambers

“If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.”
Christian Slater - Brian Kelly