“Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.”
Charles Pierce

“- Mike Chadway: Abby, you're a very attractive woman, but you're completely inaccessible. You're all about comfort and efficiency!
- Abby: What's wrong with comfort and efficiency?
- Mike Chadway: Well nothing, except no one wants to fuck it.”
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway
Katherine Heigl - Abby

“- Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style?
- Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog.
- Ben Stone: It's doggie style. It's just the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.”
Seth Rogen - Ben Stone
Katherine Heigl - Alison Scott

“- Owen Turner: How's your girl, by the way, that sexy thing? She still yelling out my name when you do it?
- Ryan Mitchell: Only when I do it wrong.”
Ice-T - Owen Turner
Costas Mandylor - Ryan Mitchell

“Did you get fucked? Because Tommy's made a living out of fucking his partners.”

Robert Pastorelli - Det. Jimmy Detillo