“Families are very important and Even though Mr. Whistler was prefectly aware that his mother was a hideous old bat who looked like she'd had a cactus lodged up her backside, he stuck with her, and even took the time to paint this amazing picture of her. It's not just a painting. It's a picture of a mad old cow who he thought the world of.”
Rowan Atkinson - Mr. Bean

“- Lucas: So, how's it been, life as a single mom?
- Annabel: It's great!
- Lucas: Yeah?
- Annabel: It's terrible! They hate me.
- Lucas: They don't hate you.
- Annabel: So easy for you to say. You're like the cool uncle.
- Lucas: I am the cool uncle.”
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau - Lucas Desange
Jessica Chastain - Annabel

“Do I interfere when absolutely helpless women tell me they simply can't have an abortion - that they simply must go through with having another and yet another orphan? I do not. I do not even recommend. I just give them what they want.”

Sir Michael Caine - Dr. Wilbur Larch

“Who had mama been? What had she wanted to be or do before I was born? Once I was born her hopes turned, and I climbed up her life like a flower reaching for the sun. Her life had folded into mine. Who would I be when I was 15, 20, 30? Would I be as strong as she had been? As hungry for love? As desperate, determined and ashamed?”
Laura Dern - Narrator

“Hell, Lowenstein! She made a schizophrenic! My mother should have raised cobras, not children!”
Nick Nolte - Tom Wingo