“Families are very important and Even though Mr. Whistler was prefectly aware that his mother was a hideous old bat who looked like she'd had a cactus lodged up her backside, he stuck with her, and even took the time to paint this amazing picture of her. It's not just a painting. It's a picture of a mad old cow who he thought the world of.”
Rowan Atkinson - Mr. Bean

“- Kid #3: My Mommy says smoking kills.
- Nick Naylor: Oh, is your Mommy a doctor?
- Kid #3: No.
- Nick Naylor: A scientific researcher of some kind?
- Kid #3: No.
- Nick Naylor: Well, then she's hardly a credible expert, is she?”
Courtney Taylor Burness - Kid #3
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“Quality time with your kids: You know what? Quit bugging 'em. Leave 'em alone. They like it!”
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman

“Do I interfere when absolutely helpless women tell me they simply can't have an abortion - that they simply must go through with having another and yet another orphan? I do not. I do not even recommend. I just give them what they want.”

Sir Michael Caine - Dr. Wilbur Larch

“Who had mama been? What had she wanted to be or do before I was born? Once I was born her hopes turned, and I climbed up her life like a flower reaching for the sun. Her life had folded into mine. Who would I be when I was 15, 20, 30? Would I be as strong as she had been? As hungry for love? As desperate, determined and ashamed?”
Laura Dern - Narrator