“Millions of years of evolution, right? Right? Men have to stick it in every place they can, but for women... women it is just about security and commitment and whatever the fuck else!”
Nicole Kidman - Alice Harford

“- Melanie Parker: Men like you have made me the woman I am.
- Jack Taylor: All the women I know like you have made me think all women are like you.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker
George Clooney - Jack Taylor

- Wyatt Trips: You are an incubus. A hell-spawned incubus.
- Ivy Miller: Only a male can be an incubus, if anything, I'm a sucubus.
- Wyatt Trips: Yeah, you got the "suck" part right.
Paul Rudd - Wyatt Trips
Reese Witherspoon - Ivy Miller

“- Learoyd: Who's Vivienne? You kept mentioning her name.
- Botanist: She's my fiancée.
- Learoyd: So that's why you wouldn't... I said I never trusted a man who had no woman. I was beginning to worry about you.”
Nick Nolte - Learoyd
Nigel Havers - Botanist

“Women and me are like water and fire: wet and flammable.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Ryan Harrison