“- Mitch Leary: Do you believe in the nobility of suicide?
- Frank Horrigan: No. But if you wanna blow your goddamn head off, go ahead. Be my guest.
- Mitch Leary: Nicely put, Frank, but I don't want to leave this miserable world alone.”

John Malkovich - Mitch Leary
Clint Eastwood - Frank Horrigan

“- Ryan Edward Turner: I'd kill myself right now, but I'd probably end up in Hell, and that would be redundant.
- Barry Sherman: Well, at least you'd be among friends.”
Charlie Sheen - Ryan Edward Turner
Jon Lovitz - Barry Sherman

“You know something? When you kill yourself, it's a homicide, so they do an autopsy. They'll get a knife. They start here. They're gonna split her open. Up here they use shears. Shears, for Christ's sake!”

Paul Newman - Gallagher

“Your troubles will cease and fortune will smile upon you.”
Ryan Gosling - Henry Letham

“- Joshua Foss: Enough bombs have been planted in this building to stop all the clocks in the hemisphere.
- Vice President: You'll die with us.
- Joshua Foss: Could be.
- Mrs. Baldwin: I don't think anyone with manicured fingernails wearing a ten-thousand-dollar wristwatch is planning on blowing himself up.”
Powers Boothe - Joshua Foss
Raymond J. Barry - Vice President
Diane Robin - Mrs. Baldwin