“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Hey, Riggs, you really like my wife's cookin'?
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Nope, I'll see you tomorrow.”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Remarks like that will not get you invited to Christmas dinner.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): My luck's changing for the better every day.”

Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“Your aim is as bad as your cooking sweetheart.”
Brad Pitt - John Smith

“- Walter Fielding: Has this ever happened to you before?
- Jack Schnittman: Yes.
- Paramedic: Seven times in the past five months.
- Walter Fielding: I thought the jogging was getting you in better shape.
- Jack Schnittman: It is.
- Paramedic: Yeah thanks to the jogging I can lift him into the ambulance.”

Tom Hanks - Walter Fielding
Josh Mostel - Jack Schnittman
Wendell Pierce - Paramedic

“- Lara: You really think I'm skinny? Bulimic skinny or anorexic skinny?
- Lauren Hynde: What's the difference?
- Lara: Bulimic skinny passes for healthy, except your teeth rot. But my teeth aren't rotting, so...”
Shannyn Sossamon - Lauren Hynde
Jessica Biel - Lara