“- Queen Doris of the Sixth Dimension: Tell me... tell me how you loved...
- King Fausto of the Sixth Dimension: I loved to feel your nipples harden when I caress them with my fingertips.”
Susan Tyrrell - Queen Doris of the Sixth Dimension
Hervé Villechaize - King Fausto of the Sixth Dimension

“Cover her breasts. I'm a man, flesh and blood.”

Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

“- Bliss: Slide over here. Come on and have a feel, MacArthur. Touch them.
- Ike: Uh.
- Bliss: Don't be shy. That's what they're there for.
- Ike: Uh.
- Bliss: That's it. I know you want them!”

Barbara Bach - Bliss
Wendell Brown - Ike

“All those pictures of Jesus all sweaty and bare-chested on the cross always made me kinda hot.”
Melissa George - Cleo Miller

“First time you ever see an outlaw? Scared? Kind of excited, too? All mixed up? Yeah. Last train we robbed we were naked it was so hot out.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon