“- J.D.: Well, you didn't know a lot of things. You didn't know I was gay.
- Wayne: Is there anything else you wanna tell me?
- J.D.: I got three balls.
- Wayne: Shut up! God!”
Jack Black - J.D.
Steve Zahn - Wayne

“- Lloyd: We're just trying to provide you all with a balanced perspective, to see that there are options. In the end, it's up to you whether you choose to live a...
- Larry: Lie.
- Lloyd: Whether you want to be who you are or keep it hidden is really more what we're about.
- Megan: So you run like, the underground homo railroad.”
Wesley Mann - Lloyd
Richard Moll - Larry
Natasha Lyonne - Megan

“I have something to say. I'm not going to wait for Wadsworth here to unmask me. I work for the State Department, and I'm a homosexual. I feel no personal shame or guilt about this, but I must keep it a secret, or I will lose my job on security grounds.”
Michael McKean - Mr. Green

“- Prendergast: Something about my wife. Maybe I never mentioned it.
- Sandra: What?
- Prendergast: I love her.”
Robert Duvall - Prendergast
Rachel Ticotin - Sandra

“- Casanova: She has a secret lover? Who?
- Giovanni Bruni: I don't know, it's a secret.”
Heath Ledger - Casanova
Charlie Cox - Giovanni Bruni