“The filter's the best part. That's where they put the heroin.”

Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“Don't ever smoke this stuff in front of the law. You smoke this stuff in front of the law, the law gets upset.”

Valeria Golino - Maria

“- P.K. Dubey: The Peacocks are not dancing. It will not rain.
- Lalit Verma: The Peacocks are not dancing? It will not rain? Have you smoked Ganja?”
Vijay Raaz - Parabatlal Kanhaiyalal 'P.K.' Dubey
Naseeruddin Shah - Lalit Verma

“- Jesse Montgomery III: Nelson, your dog's a stoner!
- Chester Greenburg: Can he also bong a beer?
- Nelson: Nah, all he does is pretty much lie around and smoke his pipe.”
Ashton Kutcher - Jesse Montgomery III
Seann William Scott - Chester Greenburg
David Herman - Nelson

“Free papers.
[laughs loudly and irritatingly and rolls a joint with the page]”

Marlon Wayans - Shorty