“You have robbed the people of Tombstone of a precious resource. Fred White was a brave lawman, a loving husband and father, a loyal friend and a good man which you, Curly Bill Brocius, are not.”
John Lawlor - Judge Spicer

“- Professor Plum: Is there gonna be a cover up?
- Wadsworth: Isn't that in the public interest? What could be gained by exposure?
- Professor Plum: But is the FBI in the habit of cleaning up after a multiple murder?
- Wadsworth: Yes. Why do you think it's run by a man called Hoover?”
Chris Lloyd - Professor Plum
Tim Curry - Wadsworth

“- Sheppard: You know, I misjudged you. You're not stupid. You're crazy. You think you've caused more than an inconvenience here? Is that what you think? Why don't you go home and polish your badge. You're dealing with grown-ups here!
- O'Niel: Whoever sent you that shipment is going to be mad that you lost it. Grown-ups don't have a sense of humor.”
Peter Boyle - Sheppard
Sir Sean Connery - O'Niel

“- Inspector Mason: I want another autopsy on Fissue. And be very careful this time. It's possible he was murdered by some obscure drug that you might have overlooked.
- Coroner: I'm very sorry, Inspector. But I can't make another autopsy. Because the body was cremated yesterday.”
Alan Hale - Inspector Mason
John Dilson - Coroner

“- Bradley: There's a half-burnt joint on the floor. Seems our boy was having a little pot in the potty.
- Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: Pot's a misdemeanor. Decapitation seems a bit severe.”

Mike Bacarella - Bradley
Tom Sizemore - Lt. Vincent D'Agosta