“I ate some bugs, I ate some grass, I used my hand, to wipe my tears.”

Jack Black - Nacho

“He is Conan, Cimmerian, he won't cry, so I cry for him.”
Gerry Lopez - Subotai

“Did you know pigs are as smart as dogs? It's true. I knew this guy in El Capitan who taught his pig to bark at strangers.”
Casey Siemaszko - Charles 'Charley' Bowdre

“They say never trust a limping dog or the tears of a woman.”
Salma Hayek - Frida Kahlo

“Teardrops on my boobs - great country-western standard.”
Amy Irving - Heidi Joan Schoonover