“Excuse me, I am tired of living a lie. I need it to be known that I like a big girl. In fact, a large, zaftig, voluptuous, full-figured, big-boned, massive-assive honey, that is what gets me going. I like fat women and they like me... big girlsneed love too, baby!”
Marc Blucas - Miles Dalrymple

“- Bobby Logan: Which one do you want?
- Ernie Wyatt: The mean one.
- Bobby Logan: You're a sick man.
- Ernie Wyatt: You bet!”

Kris Kristofferson - Bobby Logan
Treat Williams - Ernie Wyatt

“Hello. Welcome. What a pleasure it is to have you. Just gonna call you Skyler if that's okay. It's a lovely name. It reminds me of the big, beautiful sky. Walter always told me how lucky he was, prior to recent unfortunate events. Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers: only the very best with just the right amount of dirty.”

Bob Odenkirk - Saul Goodman

“Well, I'm more the 'I-don't-mind-pushing-my-best-friend-into-but-I'm-scared-stiff-when-I-get-anywhere-close-to-it-myselfing' kind.”

Danny Kaye - Phil Davis

“I love a woman who eats raw meat.”
Gene Hackman - William B. Tensy