“Why don't we just get you some red boots and a cape, so you can fly around the city and stop all the crime!”

Keenen Ivory Wayans - Det. Jim Campbell

“- Capt. Amazing: You're... you're all superheroes.
- The Shoveller: Well, we fight crime. Call it what you will.”
Greg Kinnear - Captain Amazing
William H. Macy - Shoveler

“McClane, what the hell do you think you're doing out there, huh? Playing John Wayne? How'd ya like to spend the rest of the night in a cell?”

Dennis Franz - Carmine Lorenzo

“In the event of an emergency, they may be called upon to shoot you. Your safety is our primary concern. However, if you try anything stupid, Federal Regulations require that I kill you. So please, no hero shit!”

Eric Bogosian - Travis Dane

“I ask you to kill Superman, and you're telling me you couldn't even do that one, simple thing.”
Robert Vaughn - Ross Webster