“- Kermit the Frog: It's too bad the dancing girls are on vacation; this crowd's getting ugly. - Fozzie Bear: If you think this crowd's ugly, you should see the dancing girls.” Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
- Brother Timothy: What's your excuse? - Michael Dunn: I don't know. Waiting for inspiration. - Brother Timothy: Inspiration? Who from? The HolyGhost? Come on, it's a cinch. You walk up to some girl, you look her in the eye, you say "excuse me, but do you want to dance?". It works every time.John Heard - Brother Timothy
Andrew McCarthy - Michael Dunn
“- Angus: You'd show more respect if we were the Italian mob. - Pestario 'Pest' Vargas: Oh, please. Don't start that again. - Angus: Just because we're Scottish people don't take us seriously.” Charles Hallahan - Angus
John Leguizamo - Pestario 'Pest' Vargas
“- Victoria: I hate lifts. It gets very claustrophobic in here with a lot of people. - Jeff: Depends on the people.” Helen Mirren - Victoria
Derek Thompson - Jeff
