“- Jane Burns: If you don't let me, I'll never learn.
- Dan Burns: But if I let you, you might not live.”

Alison Pill - Jane
Steve Carrell - Dan

“- Helen: I'd have to learn how to drive. Do you think I'm too old to learn how to drive? I'm 72. I'll be 73 next year.
- Dottie: How old will you be next year if you don't learn to drive?”
Cloris Leachman - Helen
Jill Eikenberry - Dottie

- Andrew 'Andy' Washburn: Dad let go of the wheel and said: "You better steer or you're gonna kill the whole family".
- Mrs. Washburn: Yeah! It's good for you.
- Andrew 'Andy' Washburn: We where going 90, I was six!

Jimmy Fallon - Andrew 'Andy' Washburn
Ann-Margret - Mrs. Washburn

“- Paul: Fucking cabbies, that's what we should be. Make two hundred quid a night being a cabbie.
- Sid: Why don't you fuck off and be one then?
- Paul: 'Cause it takes eighteen months to learn.
- Sid: You need a driving license too.
- Paul: And a set of golf clubs.”
Perry Benson - Paul
Gary Leonard Oldman - Sid Vicious

“In this country they drive on the wrong side of the road.”

Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker