“You can fool all the people all the time if the advice is right and the budget is big enough.”
Joseph Edward Levine

“Sorry, folks. Park's closed. The moose out front shoulda told ya.”
John Candy - Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld

“Metamucil. It helps you go to the toilet. If you don't use it, you get cancer and die.”
J. T. Walsh - Drucker

“- Reporter: Should we believe the hype?
- Boobie Miles: What hype?
- Reporter: The hype about Boobie Miles.
- Boobie Miles: Now hype is something that's not for real. I'm all real.”
Robert Flores - Reporter
Derek Luke - Boobie Miles

“When Jesus comes back he's going to have to give them a 2 day advanced notice, so they can make one of those little graph things.”
Kevin Spacey - Larry Mann