“- Bobby Darin: I want to send 18 yellow roses every day to Mary.
- Charlie Cassotto Maffia: You wanna send roses to the mother?
- Bobby Darin: Charlie, you always make sure the mama dog likes you before you go near her puppy.”

Kevin Spacey - Bobby Darin
Bob Hoskins - Charlie Cassotto Maffia

“- Tom Valco: I think your mom's starting to like your grandfather hitting on her.
- Drew Latham: There's a sentence you don't often hear on Christmas Eve.”
James Gandolfini - Tom Valco
Ben Affleck - Drew Latham

“- Korean Mother: Ling Ling. You forgot lunch, baby bie. Chicken back with five vegetable, bulgogi and kim chee.
- Keecia: Thanks... mom.
- Korean Mother: Ok. You all learn real good now!”

Jodi Long - Korean Mother
Maritza Murray - Keecia

“- Charles: Do you want me to get the food, mother?
- Clara: What food?
- Charles: The turkey!
- Clara: There isn't any turkey.
- Charles: Whatever it is that you prepared, would you like me to go into the kitchen and get it?
- Clara: I didn't prepare anything. There isn't any dinner.”

John Heard - Charles
Gloria Grahame - Clara

- Momma: Owen! Food!
- Owen: In a minute, momma.
- Momma: Don't you "in a minute, momma" me! Get off your fat little ass or I'll break it for you! I want two soft-boiled eggs, white toast, and some of that grape jelly goddammit! And don't burn the toast!
- Owen: Kill her, Larry.
Anne Ramsey - Momma
Danny DeVito - Owen