“- Todd Maher: How does that Cinnabon taste?
- Walter Mitty: Great.
- Todd Maher: That's frosted heroin, what you're eating, my friend.”
Patton Oswalt - Todd Maher
Ben Stiller - Walter Mitty

“- College Boy 2: Dude, you didn't eat both those bags did you?
- College Boy 3: [Mouth full of drugs] Call Guinness!”
Joey Kern - College Boy 2
Geoffrey Arend - College Boy 3

“- Raoul Duke: Oh God... did you eat all this acid?
- Dr. Gonzo: That's right. Music!”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke
Benicio del Toro - Dr. Gonzo

“What are you? New? Eat dinner before you take drugs.”
Rachel True - Beth Anderson

“- Mootai: Your mother and brothers are feasting as we speak.
- Ren Stevens: Feasting?
- Mootai: It's like eating, but with bigger plates.”
Josh Keaton - Mootai
Christy Carlson Romano - Ren Stevens