“- Oswald Klaven: My son is a gay man and I embrace his lifestyle.
- Robbie Klaven: That’s true. Dad loves the gays. I actually made him an honorary homo last month.”
J. K. Simmons - Oswald Klaven
Andy Samberg - Robbie Klaven

“- James Whale: There was a time when this place was full of pricks. Big, hard, arrogant pricks.
- Clayton Boone: Enough already. Isn't it bad enough that you tell me you're a fucking homo? You have to rub it in my face?”
Sir Ian McKellen - James Whale
Brendan Fraser - Clayton Boone

“Your mother'll be so proud of you, I'll be proud of you, too. The whole circus'll be proud of you.”

Edward Brophy - Timothy Q. Mouse

“You've never done anything to make your mother proud, or to make yourself proud either.”

Gladys Cooper - Mrs. Henry Vale

- Needleman: So I said, "If you talk to me like that again, we're through".
- Smitty: Oh! What did she say?
- Needleman: You know my mom. She sent me to my room.
Daniel Gerson - Needleman
Daniel Gerson - Smitty